The 27th January marks the birthday of someone very close to me; someone I talk to every single day, and have done for the past year
LAURA BETH DEVINE!
She's the grand old age of 16, and yes that may seem weird that one of my friends is six years younger than me, but age is just a number. We have a laugh together, which usually involves me winding her up and pissing her off - fuck knows how she puts up with me really. I thought I'd help out on her birthday by listing a few things she can now do!
 PURCHASE A LOTTO TICKET! (and if you win; I get half) |
 Engage in sexual activity with Jay Duffy, while I get his dad in the next room. |
 Legally change your name by Deed Poll (but maybe drop the Quiche)
So anyway Laura... I hope you have a DEVINE day and I shall see you later on with everybody else to see you open your presents. You have a grand total of three from me and one of them may make you cry with laughter.
Love you lots and lots! Mwah xxxx
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